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January:
- "The Millennium:
Time Slips Away" - A brief history of time, Jack Blanchard style.
- "Henhouse
Murder Trial Begins" - A legendary story from 1970.
- "The Inside
Dope" - A series of cautionary tales.
- "Humbug!" - A
Christmas essay for the new year. (Huh?) (Jan. 3)
- "Another Odd
Couple" - Why cats are better than dogs? (Jan. 10)
- "Our Rogues
Gallery: The Piano Man" - #2 in a continuing series. (Jan. 11)
- "A Strange
Experiment" - Don't try this at home. (Jan. 12)
- "Uncle Earl's
Secret" - A youthful reminisce with a surprising twist. (Jan. 12)
- "The Sexy
Test" - This is only a test... (Jan. 13)
- "A New
Identity" - Some free advice that was actually worth something. (Jan. 16)
- "The Show
Must Go On?" - Well, somebody had to ask... (Jan. 16)
- "The Ghost
Town" (Jan. 17)
- "The Key
Westers" - Memories of Florida. (Jan. 20)
- "The Room
In The Mirror" (Jan. 20)
- "A
Quick Faron Young Story" - Which it is. (Jan. 20)
- "No More
Mister Nice Guy" - But seriously, folks... (Jan. 20)
- "The Tour
From Hell" - Some memories from the road are best forgotten. This is all
of them. (Jan. 21)
- "No Respect" -
Move over, Mr. Dangerfield... (Jan. 21)
- "Stupid Human
Trick" - Remembering Roger Miller. (Jan. 22)
- "Another L.A.
Story" - Back to the seventies... (Jan. 23)
- "Time
Capsule From The Road" - Even more memories... (Jan. 24)
- "My Friend
Dick Nixon" - Back to the sixties... (Jan. 25)
- "The Road
Show, Part One" - Memories of the road. (Jan. 26)
- "The
Case For Me And Joe Di Maggio" - Why you can't trust newspapers anymore.
(Jan. 26)
February:
- "The
Voice Of Experience" - Jack imparts his wisdom. (Feb. 2)
- "On
Writing Serious Lyrics" - Pay attention, class. Jack's Songwriting School
is now in session. (Feb. 3)
- "Songs I
Never Finished" - With good reason... (Feb. 4)
- "Weird
Relatives" - A list. (Feb. 4)
- "On
Writing Serious Lyrics 2" - The lesson continues... (Feb. 5)
- "The Food Stamp
Blues" - The downside of fame? (Feb. 5)
- "My Ten
Days In The County Jail" - Let this be a lesson to would-be lawbreakers
everywhere... (Feb. 6)
- "The Chaos
Factor" - Or, there's no business like the hardware business... (Feb. 9)
- "Typos" - Except this
one... (Feb. 12)
- "The
St. Valentine's Day Massacre" - Further proof that crime not only doesn't
pay... it hurts something awful! (Feb. 12)
- "Duct Tape: The Whole
Sordid Story" - For those who tuned in late. (Feb. 14)
- "How
We Ruined Lunch Hour In Duluth" - The story you are about to read is true.
Regrettably. (Feb. 15)
- "Changin'
Times" - It applies just as much to music as anything else. (Feb. 19)
- "Our Rogues Gallery:
The Liar" - #3 in a continuing series. (Feb. 21)
- "The Big Day" -
In honor of their second #1, "Rings Of Gold". (Feb. 23)
- "Anna and
Buddy" - THIS is what friends are for. (Feb. 23)
- "The Big
Train" - All aboard! (Feb. 26)
March:
- "Jack Of All
Trades, Part One" - or, fun on the job. Yeah, right...
- "A
Little Something To Worry About" - Actually, Jack sent this one out last
year. Sorry for the delay.
- "Time Square" -
A homecoming story.
- "Cruel
And Unusual Reviews" - Jack dishes it out. (March 7)
- "Where
Ideas Come From" - I don't know, either... (March 8)
- "The
Email Twilight Zone" - or, Houdini would've had a field day with this
trick! (March 8)
- "Homeless In
Miami" - The nights on Miami Sidewalks... (March 12)
- "The Gangster"
- "It takes all kinds to make a world." (Roger Miller) (March 25)
- "Cows, The
Song" - Jack and Misty clarify their position on a controversial issue.
(March 26)
- "Fighting
Against Age" - A statement of intent. (March 27)
- "The American
Dream" - a Mickey Mouse commentary. (March 28)
- "Religion
and Politics" - Jack clarifies another position. (March 28)
- "My Grandfather
And The Stanley Steamer" - A shocking family secret revealed! (March 28)
- "Thinning Out
The Herd" - Jack clarifies still another position. (March 30)
April:
- "Think Back" -
yet another "Other Voices" extra. We don't know who wrote this, but it's so
true...
- "It's A Weird
World" - And getting weirder all the time... (Apr. 2)
- "Karaoke: Who
Cares?" (Apr. 7)
- "Note To
Myself" - If he's said it once... (Apr. 7)
- "What Makes
Me Happy" - An exercise in stopping and smelling the flowers. (Apr. 7)
- "What We
Do For Others" - The sequel. (Apr. 7)
- "The Broken
String" - Short, but to the point. (Apr. 8)
- "Me And
The Mob, Part One" - In which Jack comes on like Gangbusters... (Apr. 9)
- "The Last
Chance" (Apr. 9)
- "Drop The Net!"
(Apr. 10)
- "The Memory
City" - Home, a place in my mind... (Apr. 10)
- "I Am Not
Mother Teresa" (Apr. 10)
- "Last
Response To An Internet Nut" - Sometimes you feel like a... oh, forget it.
(Apr. 11)
- "The Karaoke
King" - another "Other Voices" extra, courtesy Don Lummus. (Apr. 12)
- "New
Legislation" (Apr. 13)
- "The Weird
Gig" - Aren't they all? I mean, really... (Apr. 13)
- "Picture
At A Railroad Station" (Apr. 16)
- "Quite A Guy" -
the epilogue to "Pictures..." featuring reminisces from cousin Donna. (Apr.
17)
- "Anybody See
My Skate Key?" - Nope. Not here. (Apr. 19)
- "Ha Fin En
Dag!" - Where I come from, them's fightin' words! (Apr. 20)
- "A Dark
And Stormy Night" (Apr. 20)
- "Why I'm
Mad At Dayton" - Just so long as it's not Columbus... (Apr. 23)
- "They're
Strip Searching Grandma!" - Mamas, don't let your gran'mas grow up to be
outlaws? (Apr. 24)
- "The Amish
Virus" - I've got a great punchline here, but I can't use it. (Apr. 26)
- "Gasoline Prices:
Goodbye Exxon And Mobil!" - An "Other Voices" extra. Tracey K Houston
posts a suggestion. (Apr. 27)
- "He
Loves Me And I Can't Stand It!" (Apr. 27)
May:
- "The Castro
Fiasco" - A night on the town with Fidel and a cowgirl. (May 2)
- "A Look
Inside The Writer's Brain" - Bring your flashlight... (May 5)
- "Goody!
We're Having Leftovers!" - And you know what THAT means... (What DOES it
mean?) (May 7)
- "Country
Music Slogans" - Hear, hear! (May 9)
- "Children
Of The Apes" - A timely sequel to the slogans. (May 10)
- "All
Twirl And No Merle" - An equally timely sequel to the above two. (May 10)
- "Deep Stuff" -
Jack waxes serious. (May 10)
- "Inventiveness
And Style" - A further discourse on country music. (May 11)
- "The
Helium Filled Bra" - Science gone awry for YOU! (May 11)
- "Blanchard's
History Of Music" - Quiet, class. The professor speaks... (May 11)
- "Aptitudes" - A
few thoughts on education. (May 12)
- "Introducing
Douglas Adams" - In memory of the galaxy's ultimate hitchhiker. (May 12)
- "The Last
Chapter (Sort of a story.)" - For those who can't wait for the ending.
(May 25)
- "Confession" -
Jack owns up. (May 25)
- "A Very Hip
CD Review!!!" - Jack gets into the act. (May 25)
- "Misty And
The Wolf" - A furry dog story. (May 25)
- "My Mother
And The Fly" - Dining out. (May 26)
- "Guerilla
Warfare" - Or, survival of the wettest. (May 27)
June:
- "Friends
Around The World" - This is why we do this sort of thing. (June 5)
- "The Handy Dandy
Music Biz Success Kit" - A primer, followed by two coats of paint. (June
7)
- "Brain Static:
Thoughts For The Day" - What our hero has to contend with every so
often... (June 7)
- "Jack's
Gourmet Recipes" - WARNING! Do NOT try these at home...or anywhere else,
for that matter... (June 8)
- "The Best Kept
Secret In Country Music" - In praise of a fellow singer. (June 12)
- "Humans
Are The Funniest People" - And they is, too. (June 13)
- "Dance
Of The Living Dead Chickens" - An unfinished masterpiece. (June 13)
- "Invasion
Of The Clones" - They're everywhere! They're everywhere! (June 19)
- "Crime And
Punishment" - (Just don't get caught...) (June 23)
- "The Last
Letter" - (Like that'll ever happen!) (June 24)
- "A
Strange Technical Experience" - Tell me this hasn't happened to
you... (June 24)
- "The Old Man" -
I haven't met anyone yet who doesn't feel like this. Including myself. (June
26)
July:
- "Johnny's Run In
With Some Fans" - A Johnny Russell story. (July 5)
- "The Window" -
Imagination can be a dangerous thing. (July 8)
- "My UFO
Sighting" - Doubt if you want to... (July 10)
- "Jim Pierce, Roy
Nichols, And The UFO" - Another sighting from 40 years ago... (July 12)
- "No More UFO
Stories" - Darn. It was just getting interesting. (July 17)
- "WORLD TO END!"
- Alarmist?!? WHO'S an alarmist?!? (July 18)
- "We Liked
Napster" - Take THAT, Metallica!!! (July 25)
- "We
Get Some High Class Mail" - Remember, it's only funny until somebody loses
their lunch... (July 26)
- "Letters From
Elvis" - Presley, not Costello... (July 31)
August:
- "Misty:
The Unexpected Humorist" - See? Jack's not the only funny one... (Aug. 9)
- "Images" - More than
meets the eye... (Aug. 13)
- "A
Little Known Fact I Think I Remember" - Donkey shame, darling, donkey
shame... (Aug. 16)
- "The Dancing
Fuzzy" - "Citizens, beware! THIS could happen to YOU!!" ("M.T.A.",
Kingston Trio.) (Aug. 24)
- "My
Nude Talk With The Mayor" - This could happen to YOU?!? (Aug. 27)
- "Complaint
Department" - Ponderous points from Mr. Blanchard. (Aug. 31)
September:
- "America.
September 11, 2001" (Sep. 11)
- "Hawks And
Doves" (Sep. 15)
- "Music And
Friends" (Sep. 16)
- "How To
Create People" - It's so easy, even Jack can do it! ;) (Sep. 17)
- "No
Suit. No Tie. No Service." (Sep. 21)
- "Our Strange
Friends" - Tell yourself, "It's only a column... it's only a column..."
(Sep. 22)
- "A State Of
War" (Sep. 30)
October:
- "Those
Innocent Bystanders Hate Us" (Oct. 4)
- "My Ignorance
Concerning Muslims And Afghans" - By way of an explanation... (Oct. 8)
- "Where Was
God?" - Jack comments on a email. (Oct. 30)
- "Grumpy
People" - The happiest place on earth. Riiiiiiiight... (Oct. 30)
- "Whatever
Works For You" - Jack comments. (Oct. 31)
November:
- "Letter
From An American Sailor At Sea" - Fred Conklin sent this. We need more
friends like that. (Nov. 1)
- "The
Elephant In The Room" - A think piece for indie artists and DJs alike...
(Nov. 1)
- "Dear
Recording Artists" - Continuing the thread, an open letter to Jack, and
his response. (Nov. 9)
- "Reverse
Psychology" - Still following threads... (Nov. 9)
- "It's A Joke,
Son!" - With unsolicited porno free as a bonus. Er... make that
"Unsolicited Porno" free as a... oh, never mind! (Nov. 10)
- "My New Mouse"
- You own a computer? You'll go through this. Trust me. (Nov. 10)
- "Feeding The
Monster" - With an accompanying illustration courtesy of Joe Sun. (Nov.
12)
- "Going
Straight" - Or, the good ol' days aren't what they used to be... (Nov. 13)
- "Singles
Versus Albums In The Indie Market" - Or, I've seen the charts from both
sides now... (Nov. 22)
- "Remembering
Junior Huskey" - A bass player's bass player. (Nov. 25)
- "The Case
For New Ideas In Country Music" - Jack states his case. (Nov. 27)
- "The
Storyteller" - A Tom T. Hall story. What else? (Nov. 30)
December:
- "Bananas" - or,
Don't count your bananas - EAT THEM! (Dec. 10)
- "The
Day Before Christmas" - A Christmas adventure. (Dec. 11)
- "A Bit Of
History" - No matter where you are, time flies... (Dec. 18)
- "Return To
The Sunset Train" - Behind every story, there's another story. This is
both of 'em. (Dec. 20)
- "Mixed
Feelings About Awards" - I wonder if every artist feels like this. (Dec.
28)
- "Random New
Years Thoughts" - Some End-of-the-year/Start-of-the-year items to be dealt
with... (Dec. 29)
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