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Now over 45,000 readers.
January:
- "Why
We Are Never Going Back To Sebring" - Some tales are too terrible to be
told. This is one of them. (NOTE: Disclaimer included!)
- "How My
Freedom Of Speech Got Me In Trouble" - What, again???
February:
- "More And More
From Our Strange Friend." - Oh-oh...it's you-know-who... (Feb. 3)
- "Why
Computers Sometimes Crash" - From our Other Voices section: a Dr. Seussian
primer on technology. (Feb. 22)
- "Uncle
Jack's Pep Talk For Songwriters And Artists (Chapter One)" - Heads up,
students of the muse. Class is back in session! (Feb. 22)
- "Typical
Letter To A Musician" - From Our Strange Friend (Will Campbell). Take
heart, fellow musicmakers. You're not alone. (Feb. 22)
- "The
Vulgarity Police" - The bleep you say...
- "Characters In
Our Life" - The more, the merrier... (Feb. 26)
March:
- "My Wife The
Prodigy" - the truth about the Amazing Misty revealed! (March 6)
- "Annoying Email
Forwards" - except the ones from Jack, of course... (March 6)
- "A Red
Sovine and Stonewall Jackson Story" - "I hope this story's true because
it's too beautiful to be a lie." (Shelley Berman) (March 6)
- "More
About How My Freedom Of Speech Got Me Into Trouble" - an explanation
revisited... (March 6)
- "Pervert
Shocks City" - as if anything could anymore... (March 11)
April:
- "Thinking
About God" - Jack reaches a conclusion. (April 3)
- "Harry The
Hipster" - Meet Mr. Gibson, the guy "who put the benzadrine in Mrs.
Murphy's Ovaltine..." (April 3)
- "Sammy
Petrillo" - An overlooked talent remembered... (April 4)
- "Foster
Brooks" - "Don't laugh - you're next!" (April 5)
- "Everybody
Loves A Clone" - ...so why don't you? (April 18)
- "Concerning All
The Talk About "Real" Country" (April 21)
- "The Singing
Fetus"...gawd, wasn't that dancing baby on 'Ally McBeal' bad enough???
(April 23)
- "How
We Feel About Reviews" - ...well, since you asked...(April 24)
- "Note To
A Conservative Friend" - ...another frank explanation from our fearless
leader. (April 28)
- "Why Do
I Like Harry "The Hipster"?" - ...another frank explanation (and a bit of
personal encounter history) from our fearless leader. (April 30)
- "H. O. Brunn and the
Dixieland Jazz Crackers" - Someone who obviously followed Louis
Armstrong's advice.
- The Email
Weirdo - Some people just don't get it. This guy must be one of them...
- "The Animal
Circuit" - been there, Jack, played it...hated it...
- "About
Blacklists" - think about this the next time you wanna badmouth The Dixie
Chicks...
- "Response
To A Reader About Entertainers With Opinions" - see above.
- "Tampering
With Music" - I've heard what Jack's done with a Tom Kennedy
single...amazing!
- "Doctors vs.
Lawyers" - Can we make it two falls out of three?
- "The Good
Doctor" - HMOs be damned - we need more like these.
- "My Dreams and
Ambitions" - these sound simple enough...
- "Curioser
And Curioser" Jack discovers something he wasn't looking for.
- "There
Must Be More To Life (The Story Behind The Song)" - Every song tells a
story. Here's the story of this song...
May:
- "The Cow
Telephone"...reach out and milk someone...(May 1)
- "A
Perfectly Sane Response to "The Cow Telephone""...from our friend Koyla
Noble. Gary Larson, where are you when we need you? (May 1)
- "Trying To
Look Hip" - it'd be like Jackie Gleason in a thong...it's just plain
wrong. (May 1)
- "Sky Mice" - Out of the blue of the western sky... (May 2)
- "Old Birds
(Revisited)" (May 4)
- "Progress
Report" (May 7)
- "The Birdwalk
Story" - An "Other Voices" feature. (May 9)
- "Obsessive-Propulsive"
(May 12)
- "Fathers And
Sons" (May 13)
- "Johnny And
June" - In loving memory. (May 16)
- "Dumpster
Diving" (May 20)
- "Our Old
Friend Tommy" - No further comment needed. (May 20)
- "Mind Prisons"
- A reader responds to Jack's newest song, "Steel Mill
Town"...and Jack responds accordingly. (May 24)
June:
- "A Tale Of
Two Nitwits" - A cautionary tale if e'er there was one... (June 27)
- "A
Do-It-Yourself Spam Filter That Works" Who needs fancy electronics when we
have Uncle Jack? (June 29)
July:
- "Don't Get
Me Started About Life" Okay... what about Time and Newsweek? (July 1)
- "How We Got
Together" - Well, this question had to be answered sooner or later. (July
2)
- "Moose Tracks On My
Back" - It's Jack vs. ice cream...wonder who'll win? (July 4)
- "The Chili and Pie
Diet" - no comment. (July 4)
- "Bethlehem
Steel - The Story Behind The Song" - The story behind Jack and Misty's
first single...and their new single. (July 4)
- "Selling
America" - As usual, Jack's right... unfortunately. (With a special guest
appearance by Millie, of "Ozy and Millie") (July 7)
- "Misty's
Violent Crime" - We always knew Misty had it in her...or, she just plain
had it...(July 10)
August:
- "Advice To
Politicians" (August 7)
- "Poverty As A Career
Choice" (August 10)
- "More
Wisdom From Wilbur" - Oh, oh... Campbell's at it again...(August 15)
- "Too
Sexy For Country Music" (August 16)
- "Evaluating
The Mix" - Another life lesson in the music biz from Uncle Jack. (August
17)
- "Bringing Out
The Lyrics" - And another life lesson in the music biz from Uncle Jack.
(August 19)
- "The Bear
In Our Yard" - You know, with a little bit of work, this could turn out to
be one hell of a pest control problem...(August 25)
- "How About
Nine Commandments?" - Time for a reality check courtesy of Jack. (August
28)
September:
- "Another
Copyright Problem" - A companion piece to the one about "Birds" (see
under, "press release, just in case") (Sept. 2)
- "Bringing
Back America's Cities" (Sept. 2)
- "The One And Only
Eddie Simmons" (Sept. 2)
- "New Questions
About Old Dreams" (Sept. 2)
- "Recording
Artists Copyright Birds" - A press release, just in case. (Sept. 2)
- "The Star" - A side
trip into a musicians' own Twilight Zone...(Sept. 2)
- "Today's Big
Thrill" - Unfortunately, it's potato salad... (Sept. 2)
- "Who Do We
Write For?" - A fair question, and one that in recent weeks has been much
on my mind... (Graham Chapman) (Sept. 2)
- "The First
Debate" (Sept. 6)
- "Gordon Leeder:
Trouble Behind The Curtains" (Sept. 8)
- "Robert Randolph
- It's Not Country, But..." - He and Lloyd Maines can do things to steel
guitars that the inventors never dreamed of...(Sept. 18)
- "The
Unemployed Dictator" (Sept. 18)
- "Creative
Listening (Sept. 21)
- "Don't
Be Afraid To Rock The Boat" - It applies to music as well as to everything
else in life.(Sept. 22)
- "Concerning
The Music Row Murder Trial" (Sept. 23)
October:
- "A
Saloon Worth Remembering" (Oct. 7)
- "One
Of My Strange Abilities" - ...you mean, besides doing authentic camel love
calls? (Oct. 7)
- "A
Letter From Bill Mack to Jack and Misty" (Oct. 8)
- "How To
Get Ripped Off In The Music Business" - Naturally, we don't recommend this
for everyone...(Oct. 14)
- "An American
Dream" (Oct. 15)
- "The Music
Police" (Oct. 21)
- "What's The Deal
With Education?" (Oct. 22)
- "Miss Scoltic Is
Alive" (Oct. 26)
- "Lucky Eddy and the
Swamp Chickens" - "...Unfortunately, the only life forms headed his way
were Harlan P. Crapper and his retarded chickens." (Oct. 30)
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