"We Get Some High Class Mail"
I'm going to show you an example of the classy email we get from intelligent people.
I have never sent this guy anything in my life.
I don't know him and I don't want to,
but I will say he has a perfect email name: "Uncle Turkey".
If you want his full email address, I'll send it to you,
if you promise to harrass him.
Here is his letter, composed on a paper bag with a brown crayon:
"I will have you know this e-mail address is connected to the pollice...you are
a stupid...you will be suspended from the net...you will never have e-mail any
longer because we are sick of your stupid disgusting filth...so get a life you
******* and we will have you arrested at aproximately 9:30 p.m..."
I've got about two hours.
Copyright © July 26, 2001 by Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved.
