"The Sexy Test"
My staff of experts has designed the Blanchard Sexy Test.
You will find it impossible to cheat
because the questions are very subtle:
1. Can you tell men from women?
(a) Yes (b) No (c) Don't care.
2. Have you figured out which you are?
(a) Yes (b) No (c) Yes, but disappointed.
3. Which symbol best expresses your sexual attitude?
(a) ! (b) $ (c) % (d) ?
4. If your answer to #3 was "$",
have you ever been arrested?
5. Do you enjoy looking through toy telescopes
at nude photos of Buck Owens?
6. Have you ever followed a police car
to make him nervous?
7. Are you superstitious?
(a) Yes (b) No (c) Knock on wood.
(If you ARE superstitious,
you may be interested to know there's a curse on this test
and you will die in one minute.)
Scoring:
a=83 points,
b=166,
c=332,
and d counts for half.
Multiply the total by your license plate and middle name.
If you have correctly tabulated your score
you're probably not interested in sex at all.
If you're confused you are average.
If you're too sexy,
this test is at least keeping you out of trouble for a while.
Copyright © January 13, 2001 by Jack Blanchard.
