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January:
- "Fighting
Spam" - Starring John Wayne and Van Johnson... (Jan. 18)
February:
- "Why I Am
Not Tiny Tim" - ...for which all of music is extremely grateful... (Feb.
13)
March:
- "My Self-Help
Books" - Required reading for anybody, yessir... (March 3)
- "The
Ghost of Nitwits Past" - Wow! Does The History Channel know about this?
(March 5)
- "Suspending
Disbelief" - Or, if you believe it long enough... (March 6)
- "The Animal
Circuit" - Your webmeisters used to play there ourselves... (March 11)
- "Cliff
Edwards/Ukelele Ike" - Jiminy Cricket sang it for all of us...(March 12)
- "Wanted,
Dead Or Alive" - Preferably the latter, thank you! (March 13)
- "All Heart" - ...please, for Heaven's sake, CAN'T
SOMEONE VOTE THESE
%$#@!*& MORONS OUT OF OFFICE???? (March 18)
- "How To
Pick Your Next Single" - In the immortal words of Stan Freberg, "If it
looks like it might be carrying fruitfly, I wouldn't buy it." (March 21)
April:
- "Weird Rabbits And
Other Easter Thoughts" - There's a lesson to be learned here, folks, and
in the interest of a better mankind, I'm determined not to find out what it
is... (April 9)
- "Excuses For
War" - Like we haven't heard enough of them by now, hmmm? (April 10)
- "Complaint
Department" - Hide the small furry critters. Chairman Jack is on the
rampage... (April 13)
- "Help!
I'm Being Held Hostage By Technology" - So who's complaining? (April 22)
June:
- "Goodbyes" - (June
10)
- "The Morning
News" - Just one more reason to get rid of your computer...(June 27)
August:
- "An
Overflow Of Wisdom" - As put forth by Chairman Jack. (Aug. 26)
September:
- "Nowhere To
Run" - (Sept. 1)
- "A Note
From The Swamp" (Sept. 1)
- "Answers
To Questions We're Often Asked" - The origin of our namesake song, among
other things. (Sept. 15)
- "Hooray!
Will Campbell Is Back!" - (Sept. 21)
- "Don't Be Too
Happy" - Consider this a friendly warning. Next time, we'll send 'the
boys' around... (Sept. 22)
- "Hurricanes
Remind Will Campbell Of Christmas" - (Sept. 24)
- "Hurricane
Jeanne: Here We Go Again" (Sept. 24)
October:
- "Bad
Personality Can Spoil The Music" - As always, a few rotten apples... (Oct.
2)
- "Will
Campbell On Florida Living" - Putting it all in perspective, that's our
Will... (Oct. 3)
- "Buffalo
Horses" - No, this has nothing to do with animal husbandry gone awry...
(Oct. 3)
- "Re: FEMA
And Our Homeless From The Florida Hurricanes" - This just confirms
everything I've ever thought about government agencies. Unfortunately. (Oct.
5)
- "FEMA In
Florida" - Sorta makes
me suspicious, too... (Oct. 15)
"Now
They've Got Me Mad!" - Technology. Bah! (Oct. 18)
"Farewell To
An Old Friend" - (Oct. 19)
"Sticking
Up For Our Library" - Hey, nobody has to convince me... (Oct. 20)
November:
- "Song Ideas
From Other Songs" - Think of it as 'creative recycling'... (Nov. 5)
- "The Ups And
Downs" - Does the phrase "Duncan Imperial" mean anything to you? Welcome
to the music business... (Nov. 8)
- "Anatomy
Of A Recording Session" - Back to the "Beginnings"... (Nov. 16)
- "Thanksgiving
With Uncle Wilbur" - And speaking of turkeys, here's some thoughts from
our old friend Will Campbell... (Nov. 20)
- "A 2004 Recap"
- Just in case you might've forgotten already... (Nov. 22)
- "A Steady
Gig At Moe's" - Or, another visit to The Twilight Zone, Jack Blanchard
division... (Nov. 27)
- "The
Grinches Visit Grandma" - Only in America. Unfortunately. (Nov. 29)
December:
- "Moon Songs" - An
explanation at last! (Dec. 1)
- "From Our
Scrapbook" - Minnesota. The land of a thousand lakes, and gosh knows how
many J&M fans. (Dec. 8)
- "Uncle
Goopy's Remedy For Fleas" - Yes, but... did it work for him? (Dec. 9)
- "Two
Versions Of One Christmas" - (Dec. 19)
- "Several Guys
Called Elmer" - They were told to call back. He was out hunting wabbits...
(Oh, all right!) (Dec. 23)
- "I've GOT
To Lose Weight..." - Some wise words from... Mel the Pig? (Dec. 27)
- "The
Year Of The Squirrel" - You say it. I just can't... (Jan. 27)
- "Mysteries
Of The Universe Solved Cheap" - Rest assured, Einstein never started this
way! (Dec. 29)
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