"Our Strange Friends"
We have some strange friends,
and one of our favorites is Will Campbell.
He sends us stuff like this all the time:
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
My sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Try to remember: "Pillage BEFORE burning".
Eagles soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and easier to write with.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
With apologies from
Jack Blanchard
Copyright © Sept. 22, 2001 by Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved.