"Songs I Never Finished"
1. "THE DANCE OF THE LIVING-DEAD CHICKENS."
The chicken that looked like Hitler;
Looked just like him, but littler.
2. "DO OR DIE ROMANCE":
I'd rather do it, and you'd rather die.
3. "IGOR":
Who can you depend on to help you get a head?
Who can you depend on to give you a hand?
Down in the cellar, diggin’ in the mud.
He’s a little batty, but he’s in my blood.
4. "FARMER BOB":
Farmer Bob came out in the noonday heat,
saw the chickens makin' faces and draggin' their feet.
His brain went out to lunch and his body changed form,
and the Dance Of the Living Dead Chickens was born.
(Oh yeah, that's the other song.)
5. "THE DANCE OF THE LIVING-DEAD CHICKENS", continued:
He combed his hair to one side, grew a little moustache,
scrunched his back up in a hump and let one foot drag.
He crossed one eye and let his tongue hang out.
The neighbors gathered round and they all began to shout
(EVERYBODY SING):
It's The Dance of the Living Dead Chickens,
The Dance Of the Living Dead Chickens.
(Repeat title line until somebody buys the record.)
Stop me before I write more of this!
Copyright © February 4, 2001 by Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved.
