"More Wisdom From Wilbur"
Here are few more thoughts
from our weird friend Will Campbell.
I don't know whether he steals this stuff or makes it up.
I have my suspicions.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
Teddy Roosevelt was overheard asking an aide,
"When you walk softly,
what do you usually carry?"
If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.
I took a course in speed waiting.
Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
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Thanks, Will.
Seek help.
© August 15, 2003 Will Campbell (and associate). All rights reserved.
