"A Red Sovine And Stonewall Jackson Story"
(This story from Roger Sovine
by way of our friend Stan Anderson.)
When country stars Red Sovine and Stonewall Jackson
were touring years ago,
Red got pulled over for speeding.
When the cop asked who he was,
he gave his full real name,
Woodrow Wilson Sovine.
The officer obviously thought he was being a wise guy,
because he looked at his friend and said,
"I suppose you're Abraham Lincoln".
He replied "No, Stonewall Jackson".
Copyright © March 6, 2003 Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved.
