"The Vulgarity Police"
I just sent out the nightly email
from our Real Country Connections Playlist & Message Board,
and got rejected by two recipients for "Vulgarity".
WSM and others
have installed a software program that blushes
at even the hint of a naughty word.
The word they rejected my email for was this: "assc".
They said I committed it twice.
I looked through my text and found that
"assc" is just a few letters out of the middle of a DJ's name.
I didn't even know that "assc" was a bad word!
I guess the kids think I'm a dweeb...
or a dumb assc.
Last night my friend Dick Shuey was rejected
because of his first name!
That's true.
In fact, this whole article is true.
I'm glad I didn't make mention of "Winnie the Pooh".
Dick says that my name is next.
Jack Blanchard
P. S. This page will probably cause their computers to faint.
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