"Wanted: Dead Or Alive"
Some people have cruelly accused me
of only sending out glamour shots
and 20 year old pictures of Misty and me.
Don't apologize.
It's too late. I'm hurt.
These accusations got me so mad
I went out and tried to kick a squirrel,
but he saw me coming.
Continuing my conniption fit,
I yanked open our wallets
and grabbed our current Florida Driver's Licenses.
Yoink!
These are the worst pictures we've ever had taken,
but the humiliation will probably do us good.
(Click this link for pictures.)
http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60879/pages/476973/2LCNSSB.jpg
Copyright © March 13, 2004, Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission.