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"The Jerk Next Door"
Sometimes I wish I were a minority member,
and got to blame everybody else.
Unfortunately, I'm a French, German, and Scottish mix,
and am allowed no gripe rights,
because we're the villains of everyone's scenario.
I have never personally oppressed an ethnic group,
but I would like to chase away the jerk next door.
I hope he's not particularly ethnic.
I would feel guilty.
Copyright © June 12, 2002 by Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved.
