"The Ice Cream Diet"
We were at our local library
trying to find a book titled "The Ice Cream Diet".
We made up the title,
but we were still hopeful.
Apparently there is no ice cream diet book,
so I'll have to write one.
All the motivational speakers and self-help authors say this:
"We are what we think",
so my book will be about eating ice cream
while thinking thin.
If it doesn't work,
I may make enough money from it
to buy a larger wardrobe.
Copyright © July 2, 2006 Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission.
