"The Friendship Quiz"
My pal Mayf Nutter sent me a quiz
that is supposed to help friends get to know each other better.
That was his first mistake.
These, roughly, were my answers...
Q: What time did you get up this morning?
A: Noon.
Q: Where are you from?
A: Buffalo NY.
Q: Diamonds or pearls?
A: Pearls before swine.
Q: What is your middle name?
A: Tillie.
Q: What food do you dislike?
A: I'm thinking.
Q: Your favorite sandwiches?
A: Whipped cream and balogna.
Q: What characteristics do you despise?
A: People who catch me lying and cheating.
Q: What's your favorite item of clothing?
A: Panty hose.
Q: If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation,
where would you GO?
A: Akron.
Q: What color is your bathroom?
A: Natural wood made of plastic.
Q: Where would you retire?
A: Forest Lawn.
Q: Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
A: Julia Roberts.
Q: Your favorite sport?
A: Gerbil fights.
Q: What did you want to be when you were little?
A: An Indian.
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: A vicious Chia Pet.
Hello, Mayf?
Are you still there?
Copyright © Jan. 12, 2005, Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission.
