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"My Operation"
The only time I was ever in a hospital for surgery,
it was the huge Florida Hospital here in Orlando.
It's owned and operated by the Seventh Day Adventists,
who are strict vegetarians.
On the first day they came in with a clipboard
and asked me a bunch of questions, including:
"What are you allergic to?"
I said: "Soy beans".
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