"Adopt A Bird"
Cold winters are hard on our wildlife.
It's our humane and patriotic duty
to provide warm headgear
for our American Bald Eagles.
A $10 tax-exempt donation will provide
a plaid hunting cap with earflaps
for a cold bird.
A $50 donation will supply a stylish toupee
for some lucky fowl,
and you will receive a color photograph
of YOUR eagle wearing it!
Please send your tax deductable donations to:
Headgear For Bald Birds
Lake Monroe, Florida
Thank you.
Jack Blanchard, Chairman.
Copyright © May 27, 2005, Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission.
