Fire hydrant #79
Standing on the corner by the "No Parking" sign
You're the only friend I've got in Nashville, Tennessee
You work for the city in the rain and the fog
Gettin' no respect from the neighborhood dogs
And when I sing, you're the only thing that listens to me

Fire hydrant, stumpy and red
I love you even though you've got no hair on your head
Today I hocked my guitar to buy you and me a bottle o