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"The Vulgarity Police"

I just sent out the nightly email 
from our Real Country Connections Playlist & Message Board, 
and got rejected by two recipients for "Vulgarity". 

WSM and others 
have installed a software program that blushes 
at even the hint of a naughty word. 

The word they rejected my email for was this: "assc". 
They said I committed it twice. 
I looked through my text and found that 
"assc" is just a few letters out of the middle of a DJ's name. 

I didn't even know that "assc" was a bad word! 
I guess the kids think I'm a dweeb... 
or a dumb assc. 

Last night my friend Dick Shuey was rejected 
because of his first name! 
That's true. 
In fact, this whole article is true. 

I'm glad I didn't make mention of "Winnie the Pooh". 

Dick says that my name is next. 

Jack Blanchard 

P. S. This page will probably cause their computers to faint. 

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