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"The Bear In Our Yard"
There is a big black bear living in our back yard.
He moved in a couple of weeks ago.
I know he doesn't belong in our neighborhood
because he isn't wearing a cowboy hat.
Everybody around here is afraid of it,
but nobody is doing anything.
I like to take walks late at night,
but they tell me it's bear mating season.
Where do I go to buy Kevlar armored shorts?
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