If Eggs Had Legs
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If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
They'd run through the flowers (and) shinny up trees
When they tiptoe to the city, better lock all the locks
They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks
If eggs had legs (legs)
They'd steal our football shoes (shoes)
You can see 'em kickin' chickens (kickin' chickens, kickin' chickens)
On the six o'clock news
Well they don't give a (quack!)
They got nothin' to lose
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues

If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees
Drinkin' our wine, gettin' stoned as an ox
Staggerin' around in our dirty socks
Little hairy legs (legs) in socks and football shoes (shoes)
You could see 'em kickin' chickens (kickin' chickens, kickin' chickens)
On the six o'clock news
Well they don't give a (quack!)
They got nothin' to lose
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues...

Words and music by Jack Blanchard. Copyright  Jack Blanchard Songs (BMI).
All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission of the author.


Discology Singles: Mega 615-0046, 1971 Stardust International #51 (Sept. 2004) Albums: TWO SIDES OF JACK & MISTY (Mega M31-1009, 1972) JACK AND MISTY ARE CRAZY!!! (Velvet Saw VSCD 1101, 2001) LIFE AND DEATH (and almost everything else). (Omni OMNI-102, 2005 (Australia)) TWO SIDES... ONE MORE TIME! (Archeolgical Records AR 0806, 2006)

 

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